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Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's shield?



BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

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uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium


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no it’s vibranium


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you mean FREEDOMIUM

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Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?


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No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

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